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Remember The Boobs Remember The Boobs

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Boobs, breast, bachongas....very typical of Newgrounds.

Really, it just plays as those matching games, instead with the element Newgrounds is notorious for: anime breasts.
The art isn't bad, it's like you've just drew over actual anime footage. The background is kind of bland (it's just a beach). The choice of music is sub-par.
In conclusion: it's nothing special. kind of like a less sexual alternative to most of the already blandly made MnF games.


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bnpla responds:

is your apreciation towards a nice pair of boobs being diminished by the lack of contect with girls due to a poor social life? is it that bad that you just dont get turned on by boobs anymore?

or mabe boobs had become like a fantasy item in your current reality where they just dont seems to exists... it is something you just heard about, something you saw in pictures, but never felt them with your own hands...

stay strong, things will get better for you. There's always a pair of boobs out there waiting for all of us...


Pew Cubed Pew Cubed

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad..but overdone

Considering that you've used a 3D engine to make this shooter; I'd assume that you had a busy time when it comes to making it; I congratulate you for that, but when it comes to the gameplay itself; for the first moments it kinda feels mediocre, though impressed by the graphics, but the gameplay felt somewhat dull, you did put some effort on the music but it did not reach to my expectations to be honest, however I did like the patterning with the enemies; how they move about in one certain point, but its like playing an N64 game that was commercially unsuccessful; it was only a 'Quality over Quantity' kind of thing, In case if you make a sequel, I hope you'd be able to make the game more appealing in playing and following in the roots of the Touhou series, sounds good; doesn't it? ;)


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Cave of No Return Cave of No Return

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

looks fair

Well what do we have here? a run and jump kind of game? honestly I think its a fair built game with a good kick in its style,such as the cinematic intro and some polygonal 3D on the cave's entrance,and a rather good song to go with it,but I believe it should've been more of a Minecraft/Terraria survival game,but is fully set in an infinite cave where you fight out monsters till your last breath,since we already have similar games like this that only uses less than 5 buttons ,or hell,make the game have this arcadey style into it and have bigger twists than what the game has,like big monsters chasing you,that'd be great.

I have given you a five for the unique style you're trying to make,but I think you should try getting this game to stick out with more enhancements.



*Flight* *Flight*

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

mmm Addicting...

Wow,I'm just amazed about the overall looks of this game,a game having flight elements and physics together in one game is just perfect! as for the gameplay,its just plain fantastic! it just kept me addicted for almost an hour,and all those upgrades that make things better,they just made my day,and I also have to give credit to DavidOrr for making the music in this one,they're great as ever..
The only thing this game lacks is its story,its seems to always get lost during the game,first its the orphan wanting a mommy,then a french guy looking for love,an Egyptian Bedouin thinking the end is near,a Kenyan boy believing that the Bedouin's note is a bird,and a Japanese guy made a song? Nothing in this story is being resolved,in the end,the only person who got something is Santa Claus,I honestly think that they're should be a story next time than simply random people misunderstanding everything,and besides,if UK to France makes sense,then I wonder how the plane made it from Japan to Antarctica....

5/5
9/10



One Chance One Chance

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great game!

Wow,this game really made my heart bust,finding a cure as soon as possible all in six days,or everyone dies,the story was very movie-like in my opinion,and the idea on what you can do before everyone dies,it was really smart of you about only letting us play this once and only once,too bad I couldn't see any other possibilities,I just saved me and my daughter,but no one else to spread the human genes anymore,nor animals,all I can say is this is a great game,I recommend you play it,but you can only get to do it once!
5/5
8/10



Riskful Thinking Riskful Thinking

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great

Its a nice idea that you made a virtual casino game,nice graphics and music to go with it too,the had a nice variety of games i can play with,but the only thing that's lacking gameplay is the fact is that everything is based on luck,sure since this is a virtual casino it has to be based on luck,so in order to gain medals and reach the other floors,then luck has to be on your side.
If your on the first floor,i recommend rock papers scissors,head n tails and find the ball game,what i really don't recommend is the numbers game,you will usually lose from this game 75% that you will.

RATING
4/5
7/10



Vuvu Hero Vuvu Hero

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hilarious!

I really found this game creative,the graphics in the game were crisp and clear,the gameplay were simple,love the annoying meter at the bottom left,good job everybody!
4/5
7/10
And i do think that everyone should play the vuvuzela.



Doodle God Doodle God

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Intresting...

I think this game should go to the new category of gaming,since the gameplay is very new to me in my opinion,i also found the game super fun when mixing up things to create something new,i like the human+human thing,you really brought up logic into this.

The music in this game are one of those songs you can relax too,very,very soothing and grabs my attention to the game and make me find the whole meaning of creating,i really love the quotations you've brought in here,i really loved reading those wonderful quotes,and some i actually laughed to,like one of the quotes of the plankton.

Also i find it pretty interesting that you used the All Seeing Eye in Freemasonry to represent doodle god,i wonder why you used it? (guess i was just watching too much conspiracy theory vids)

All i gotta say that its a really fine game you better quit the blood and gore to get into this.
3/5
8/10


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The Facebook Game The Facebook Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

nice message.

i can say that the game is not really challenging and all,but whats important is its message it gave to us,lots of (us) socially competitive teens use FaceBook to gain attention,talk about their life,or do anything/insult someone to gain more friends/"friends".
i despise people on FaceBook always take pics of themselves and expect sexual attention,and lie about who they are,i guess that's the life of a social networker.
the game itself was a little too underrated,though since the game isn't the kind you can beat,since it was referring to real life,it can just go on and on.
its a pretty decent game,nice pixilated graphics and a wonderful choice of music you added in there,very soothing.
3/5
7/10


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Larry And The Gnomes Larry And The Gnomes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

one of the best!

as a fan of the Larry series,i gotta say that's one hell of a game,the graphics were smooth and crisp in this one,also great when it came to the gore,i gotta say that its pretty well detailed.

the level design is well built and well detailed,like the characters in the background in the first level,especially the guy wearing blue in the first episode,but when it came to the platformer part,it gets frustrating that i couldn't see whats down there,so i must be pretty precise to know that i am not landing in a pool of toxic/acid.

lets talk about the gameplay,the beat em up style is executed pretty well,grabbing weapons needs a little strategy since some can be very weak,especially when fighting a boss,it well get fairly difficult,so you must grab the best weapon you can find,and some of you will think that the wand is very useless (hint:press A).

so yes,this a very cool game,i recommend you play it right now if you have a fast computer.

5/5
10/10


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